In relation to FSMism

The Onion, generally known for poking fun at almost anything, particularly likes to bash organized religion. Most things that The Onion writes on are completely fictional, but they hint at absurdities present within organizations. Evangelicals are seen as a group that generally reject many scientific discoveries concerning the origins of life, planet Earth and the Universe; so The Onion created a satirical article saying how Evangelical physicists have "disproved gravity."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/